Here comes Santa Claus

The man with the beard made a stop at school last week.  When Mommy dropped me off in the morning she reminded me that he might make an appearance.  I told her I didn't think he was there yet because I couldn't see any reindeer on the roof.

I immediately went into a detailed account of items I expected to find underneath the the Christmas Tree come Christmas morning.  Which did include a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.

The Fat Man's response:  "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"