So we went to the doctor's office today to have them check up on my little pink eye outbreak. The doc pulled down my diapers and, before I could protest that the problem was actually above the waistline, I was reintroduced to my best friend Thermometer. Thanks Doc for getting that accurate temperature reading.
The eye swelling is all gone but my eye is still bloodshot and it looks like I went on an all night whiskey bender or took a right hook from the bully at daycare. Mommy wanted to get Christmas pictures done this week but then all of our relatives would fast-dial social services.