The other day Mommy took me to her work to show me off to all of her colleagues. I opted for the business casual look - but not too casual. The designer jeans exclaim to the careful observer: "Hey, I can't yet read the articles in Baby G.Q. magazine, but the pictures look nice, while the pressed shirt and leather shoes add a hint of sophistication." In the end, Daddy threw a coat over the whole thing and ruined my ensemble.