My Future's So Bright...

So the other day, as I was running around playing, I suddenly realized that both Daddy and Mommy wear glasses. I got concerned that I was missing out on something. A heart-to-heart with Mommy was necessary.

C: "Mommy glasses?"
M: "Yes, Mommy has glasses."
C: "Daddy glasses?"
M: "Yes, Daddy wears glasses too."
C: "Conner, no glasses?"
M: "No, Conner doesn't need glasses."

What does she mean I don't "need" glasses? I felt so left out.

Until now.

Mommy got me my very own pair of sunglasses and now I fit right in!