Last night I put Mommy and Daddy to the test about how well they did "baby-proofing" the kitchen...
Hmmm...let's just see what's so important that Mommy has to keep the door latched shut...ooooo...aaaaaahhhhhh...
Eureka! Absolutely nothing is louder than stainless steel getting banged together. Let that be a lesson to you, nothing is safe! Now clean this up Daddy!